I guess it was douchebag week for men and no one told me. First, we’re given a good idea why Bill Gates left Microsoft and is now getting a divorce – something about an affair he tried to have with a Microsoft employee back in 2000. Then Joel Greenberg, who is Matt Gaetz’s partner in crime, admitted to his crimes and has made a plea deal with prosecuters which will almost surely send Gaetz to prison for paying a minor to have sex with him. Not to be outdone, has-been child actor Ricky Schroder out-douched every spoiled celebrity by filming himself yelling at a COSTCO employee because he wouldn’t allow him to go maskless in their store. It’s a total douchefest, everyone! Enjoy the show.
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